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  1. Jay

    Jay's Altis Life Memories

    #wasdrunkdoesn'tcount
  2. Jay

    Jay's Altis Life Memories

    So after seeing Wilco's short memories video a few weeks it gave me inspiration to make my own. However I knew if I even tried to it would end up being long, and a headache to do. Turns out I was wrong, I spent a good 10 hours editting this together mind you, but it was alot of fun. Also...
  3. Jay

    3rd? 4th? Formal departure.

    Very burnt out, and don't get me wrong The RP slide is only from my perspective seeing as I've pretty much anchored to the checkpoint lately, not had many, if any, encounters outside of the wall for weeks. I still hold the server in high regard, and still preach about it to other people I know...
  4. Jay

    3rd? 4th? Formal departure.

    For the lazy: This was written on the 22nd November. I have now officially taken a step back from the UNMC, and in return probably the NHS and the server in general. When I was asked to come back I didn’t expect to find the server in the state it currently is. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not the...
  5. Jay

    3rd? 4th? Formal departure.

    Instead of making a new topic im reviving this, WHY I'VE LEFT; https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rzUj6aS6LnXx2YGUU1G7ByHiIAnLIGKu4_TYGeexqUY/edit
  6. Jay

    Orca Chop shopped :( (Rejected)

    wait, heli's are choppable now?
  7. Jay

    Kris the ChewBacca?

    Chewbacca doesn't need nightvision. I call bullshit! (There is a reason anyone wearing a ghillie is immediatly called a bush wookie, btw)
  8. Jay

    Bank Ops - Do me a favour pleeaaassseeeee

    k lads, we'll rob the bank and I'll negotiate with you. If I can get an SI to fork over money for a driving violation I'm sure I can talk enough nonsense for long enough to whip some gold away. I want recordings from every angle, make it look like a bloody sitcom, I want fake laughter...
  9. Jay

    Commando Everyday

    Who killed Slender Man?
  10. Jay

    UNMC Airport Chicken & Wacky Races

    Yesterday was a sad day, with the temporary destruction of our wall we sought other endeavours. After Vacatio challenged me to a game of Aerial Chicken above Agios, which he won, The American then challenged him. The idea evolved and became this...
  11. Jay

    Altis Cartel executes UNMC member

    Now that was funny.  "But it's my invention! Would you take a man's life work away from him!" - Nils.
  12. Jay

    Garage at VIP Donator

    Even though I literally never go to the donator shop, I agree with this 100%. As Prince says, people already "combat store" in Kavala anyway, so it's hardly a valid argument to not have a garage there, as it is a spawn point. There are far worst things that people abuse.
  13. Jay

    Bank Ops - Do me a favour pleeaaassseeeee

    & now for my second favourite bank robbery story. It was about a week or so after the UNMC arrived, we didn't have the wall or anything yet so we decided to rob the bank. We got into positions, opened the door, placed the charge and messaged the cops saying we had all the bank workers...
  14. Jay

    Altis Life UK 5.2.5 Optimization and Cleanup update.

    I figured you saying you would disable the simulation on it meant it was staying, as said here:
  15. Jay

    Bank Ops - Do me a favour pleeaaassseeeee

    I remember a long time ago doing a bank job (probably ~6 months ago), the bank in the same position it's in now, but only like 110k at stake. It was the dead of night, we were all set up, in the usual spots, and it was very quiet for the first few minutes. No sirens, nothing. Then suddenly our...
  16. Jay

    Altis Life UK 5.2.5 Optimization and Cleanup update.

    Wait, so less than 24 hours after we're told we wouldn't lose the wall, we lose the wall? Ridiculous. Once again told one thing, and something else happens. Nope, with all due respect, you're wrong. Edit: (My opinion) Just remove everything except for the wall, checkpoint & location X...
  17. Jay

    Altis Cartel executes UNMC member

    Just going to point out that there was 1 UNMC member in the checkpoint (also the only one online) at the time, so not really that much of an achievement. Try it again when we have more people ;) - Will be alot of fun. Also no idea who those people were that tried to help, except for Jose, we...
  18. Jay

    Altis Cartel executes UNMC member

    They only pay for protection when we're online and have enough people online to actually protect them. Which we do. & Rev, you spelled Cumming wrong. ;)
  19. Jay

    Development Update

    Screw the wall, THIS I NEED, nay, DEMAND. I done a test about a month ago and compressed the textures myself and lowered it from 27mb to 9mb, with hardly any noticeable quality loss. +1 to Sovereign's input on our stuff.
  20. Jay

    TV series'

    Top 10. (bottom 5 in no particular order) 1: Firefly 2: Sons of Anarchy 3: Game of Thrones 4: Lost 5: Six Feet Under 6: Weeds 7: Breaking Bad 8: Burn Notice 9: South Park 10: Friends (First 3 seasons mainly)
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