puppy1004

I am tired, but bored so here is some random shit.

Ik = I

jij = you (single person)

Jullie = you (multiple people)

U = you (Polite form, mostly said to people who deserve respect e.g. elderly people)

Lopen = to walk

Gaan = to go

Houden van = to love/to like

Eten = to eat

Fietsen = to cycle (on a bycicle)

de Stoep = the Sidewalk

de winkel = the store

het eten = the food

de school(pronounced: s-g-ool) = the school

Jij loopt op de stoep = You walk on the sidewalk

Jullie lopen op de stoep = You walk on the sidewalk

Jij loopt... = You walk...

U loopt = You walk...

Ik ga niet naar school = I do not go to school

ik ga naar school = I go to school

Jullie gaan naar school = You go to school

U gaat naar school = You go to schooo

Jij gaat... = You go...

Ik hou van eten eten = I like to/love to eat food.

Jullie houden van eten eten = You like to/love to eat food

U houdt van eten eten = You like to/love to eat food

Ik eet een aardappel (ground appel) = I eat a potato

Jullie eten aardappelen = You eat potatoes

U eet... = You eat...

Jij eet... = You eat

Ik fiets naar de winkel = I cycle to the store

U fietst naar de winkel = You cycle to the store

Jullie fietsen naar de winkel = You cycle to the store

Jij fietst.... = You cycle...

In = in

Op = on(top of)

Naar = to

Voor = infront/for

Achter = Behind/back

Rechts = right

Links = left

Hoe gaat het met U? = How are you?(polite form)

Hoe gaat het met jou(Different form of 'jij')? = How are you?(normal form)

And now some sentences where the meaning of the word is dependent of the context...

Daanish houdt van pijpen = Daanish likes blowjobs / Daanish likes pipes

Daanish houdt van eten = Daanish likes to eat / Daanish loves food

Daanish houdt van bakken = Daanish likes to bake / Daanish likes trays/baskets

Ps. Ik hou heel veel van aardappelen

@DaanishJust some sentences especially for you <3

Jij bent raar maar aardig = You are weird but kind

Vermaak me = Entertain me

Ik verveel(often shortened to 'vvl' when typing) me = I am bored

Hou jij ook van aardappelen? = Do you also like potatoes?

Jouw hond is vet lief(Has a weird translation, but means something along: Kind, Nice & lovable. Combined into 1 word)  = Your dog is very nice

Love you, Daanish Be safe at school tomow!(if u have school)

I am bored, anyone wanna do 1v1 in CS:GO? I was Silver Elite and now I am unranked Ps. I suck

Puppy what have you done! Now all I get on my phone is "You do not have enough disc space!" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Would it be possible to eat a banana under the shower? 

How you doing man? <3

Any american people who can tell me how much it costs to buy a prepaid sim card that you can use for ~6GB of LTE? ?

Gonna pull an all-nighter playing Pokemon GO

Yeaaahh, I just got a Jolteon out of an Eeveelution. The trick works.

Name your Eevee:

Sparky = Jolteon(electricity)

Rainer = Vapereon(Water)

Pyro = Flareon(Fire)

It's 00:15, it's raining, but I gotta catch em all ? 

Pokemon GO is my new addiction

Lol... Been walking around for 8 hours today, just to find pokemon... I traveled a total distance of: 37 Kilometers

? In 10 days it's my 2-year anniversary on ALUK/RPUK ??

Pokémon GO has officially changed me back into a 8-year old child... 

How does one clean shoes? My shoes are dirty....

Any of you (dutch) people at the TT-FESTIVAL in Assen? ?

Niet geslaagd voor mijn HAVO 5 ?

Behalve als ik een 7.7 op Nederlands of 8.0 op Wiskunde B haal ?

"Did not pass my A-levels ?"

"Except when I get a B on Dutch or an A on Advanced Mathmetics"

When I was 6 years old I used to smell potatoes

Ik ben moe maar kan niet slapen tot mijn telefoon leeg is :/ Gekke ik... 

John cenaaaa! tadadada! 

Happy 'bevrijdingsdag' to all the dutch people <3

Can't sleep