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Let us all be together as norwegians and make fun of swedes!

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane all got 21 years in jail for serious crimes. They got 1 wish each before they went there. The norwegian wanted his wife, the dane wanted enough beer for 21 years, and the swede wanted enough cigarettes for 21 years.

When they were let out of their prison-cells, the Norwegian stumbled out with his wife and kids, The Dane wobbled out completely drunk. When they at last opened the door to the Swedes prison-cell, They found a misserable Swede yelling: GOT A LIGHT?!
You know why Jesus wasn't born in Norway, right? Of course you don't
3 wise men was nowhere to be found


 
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Sweden!

 
I'm not even from Sweden, but I have this pinned up at my ma's house.

Jag är inte swe, men <i have this pinned up at my ma's house> 

Ran out of vocabulary :(

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I'm not even from Sweden, but I have this pinned up at my ma's house.

Jag är inte swe, men <i have this pinned up at my ma's house> 

Ran out of vocabulary :(

Woooow no wonder! That my friend, is a work of art.  ;)  Jag är inte svensk men jag har den här uppsatt hos mamma   :Sacred:  Not bad, not bad 

 
Woooow no wonder! That my friend, is a work of art.  ;)  Jag är inte svensk men jag har den här uppsatt hos mamma   :Sacred:  Not bad, not bad 
I'll grab it tonight when i'm there to support my Northern Brothers! I was 50% right i guess haha, i forgot what little i learned after i stopped playing world of warcraft with a swedish clan called Fångad av en Stormwind, which was a play on a eurovision entry hah.  :Nerd:

 
I'll grab it tonight when i'm there to support my Northern Brothers! I was 50% right i guess haha, i forgot what little i learned after i stopped playing world of warcraft with a swedish clan called Fångad av en Stormwind, which was a play on a eurovision entry hah.  :Nerd:
Yeeee you better! Hahah wow! How do you know all this?  :D  It's way before my time, 1991 to be more precise. Carola - Fångad av en stormvind  :Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ocKMU2uMzA 
I used to play World of Warcraft myself back in the day, vanilla days are gone but not forgotten  :,(

 
I live in the southern Sweden (Skåne)

So what am... Swedish.. or Danish? (The shitstorm im about to create xD)

 
Norwegian master race reporting. I demand a full norwegian oil run where we all speak like petter solberg

They tricked u andrej, thats how poor people say milk, its "melk" if ur in the scandinavian upper class :p

 
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