Altis's Public Population Info

[big smonk]

Disclosed Population Information​

Hello citizens of Altis, today the Altis national information bureau has decided to release info regarding Altis's Population, this information is up to date to to the recent analysis Altis civil society; we took into account almost everything, abortions, births, deaths and more.​

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Firstly, we will start of by disclosing a rather in depth and greatly drawn population pyramid:​

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As you can most likely see, there has been a rather formidable decrease in Woman on the island, this is due to the woman being used as bullet sponges in the war; and lets be honest, this island is rather dangerous, men and woman aren't exactly willing nor want to immigrate over here.​

But luckily, the great minds working at the National Information Bureau have been hard at work in thinking of a few solutions to this, the reason go as follows:​

1. We kidnap woman from neighboring islands in a large scale invasion​

1. We harvest are remaining woman of their eggs and use our most intelligent male minds to fertilize them.​

3. We evacuate the island of all remaining inhabitants and leave the place behind​

4. We go into a nation wide experiment in attempting to fertilize female animals with human male sperm, using the children as crossovers.​

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We ask the citizens of Altis to decide on which solution is for the best, or you may come up with a few new solutions.​

Your vote is greatly appreciated.​

 

[Rambo m8]

 

[Samatlewis]

have loads of sex changes so all the men are now women

 

[Matt Freeman]

I go with 4

 

[Parq]

 

[TFE Delta]

Edit 2: I DID IT

 

[Parq]

Edit: K so I Forgot how to do .gifs ;-;

Here you go.

Use this screenshot on help for how to do it next time. Use this link in the picture. http://prntscr.com/90l1ik

 

[TFE Delta]

@ParqThank you darling. Need to go freshen up on how do this  :Cool:

 

[Tomm]

Not sure what to say other than I'm a little disturbed from reading that 

 

[Rossss]

have loads of sex changes so all the men are now women

@PaulS

 

[PaulS]

@PaulS

Fuck me that's like a 14 month old reference D:

 

[Kakujaa]

Lol?

 

[Daanish]

@Steph ♥ is all the grill we need

 

[Steph]

No.

 

[Reformed PLAYER]

Karl the random shit u do makes me laugh sometimes 

 

[Delta]

I made a quick one for Hobos in Kavala

 

[big smonk]

I made a quick one for Hobos in Kavala

We commend you with your amazing artistic skills; your rewards will be presented at our occasional meet up in subway.

No.

Thank you for the constructive criticism; would you mind if we use your unfertilized eggs for fertilization?

What you would be doing would be honorable. 

 

[Steph]

We commend you with your amazing artistic skills; your rewards will be presented at our occasional meet up in subway.

Thank you for the constructive criticism; would you mind if we use your unfertilized eggs for fertilization?

What you would be doing would be honorable. 

 Go ahead. I laugh at you when you raise an army of Mini Stephs. Just wait until they hit puberty. 

 

[Applebyy]