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Anyone around who sits in there and snipes? and stories? there's no Judgement here at all, as it's within the rules - Its pure curiosity. Is it pure luck that you can get to the hill in the 1st place?

At least be creative with your insults! to Quote an old film 'Hook': You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side! No swearing, funny as hell, and...

I see this in real life roleplay (Yeah yeah, I larp - Not much, but still) - People will intentionally have characters that are assholes because they can get away with saying stuff that they can't in real life, and say 'Thats what my character would do'. Great excuse for being an asshole. Not...

@StarskyYou are right, and both things are linked. People are being nasty because they can, and as a result use really foul language for no actual reason. If they already have a gun pointed at you, why swear? They are already in a position of power. The victim kindof has an excuse to swear -...

Just had a thought - Can someone tag a high up Police in this? How about a new law called - Conduct Unbecoming Of An Altis Citizen. This gives the cops an in-game way to give out tickets for things like crap roleplay, inappropriate swearing and and WTF stuff like doing dance/ninja emotes in...

@Vladic KaThats a decent Idea, but my initial thought on that is it will just get abused. Anyone who gets robbed ever will just report a 'bottom feeder' and it will add strain to the Support Team. Also the guage of decent roleplay is subjective - I think 'The weed is for medicinal purposes' and...

Hey, Unlucky Esqy here :)    So, I was doing a sand run yesterday (Yeah yeah, I know its crap, but never done one before) and as is the way of Altis, I work by butt off for 20 mins only to get robbed at the trader and have nothing to show for it. That's happened to me so many times, I'm almost...

I see. Thank you both for explaining :)

I thought 'decamp' was to leave a spawn or get out of car, but there have been a few mentions of people decamping, and it was taken negatively, implying that its not a cool thing to do.. Can someone clarify this for me?

Maybe because you can't pay one cent. Or a penny. Realistically, £1 would be the lowest bid.  There is no way a seller can accept that as an offer because of the logistical impossibility of you being able to pay that amount to him in game, and his ability to receive it.  As this is the case...

Getting the impression that it's a - You go in, there's a very good chance you'll be shot. Unless escorted by a gang who are armed to the teeth and have thermal imaging. Even then, its still likely you'll be shot at. How about stories from the other point of view? Any people who camp in the...

Maybe you should try to convince the Mayor to celebrate your continued residence on the island with a token of appreciation, courtesy of the City?

As a player, I actively avoid the illegal stuff as it's never interested me, so naturally the inclusion of the Red Zone means that there is a whole area filled with myths that I don't really fancy going to.   So, to all of you risk-takers, I ask - Whats it like?   In my mind, You will be in...

Dunno man, sometimes the more unbelievable it is the better. almost like 'Dude, I couldn't make this up...'

@TheRealOutlawWe were all new once. Some of us were new 5 or 6 times in one day :p @MuzzleThanks Man. It is included in the 'Altis Guides' stikied post already by @Vladic Ka. There are some great guides out there, and it would be messy if we stickied them all - So they are all in one handy post...

Exactly this. You also have a challenge (Should you choose to accept it) - try NOT to use 'Its medicinal marijuana' as your excuse. It's literally the 1st excuse on the list, and is not as creative as you think!

It's a nice guide @SGT Shambala12 - It compliments mine somewhat - I don't even touch on any illegal stuff, as I don't do it and have no idea on joining rebels etc.   If I could add a minor criticism, it would be formatting. Maybe break them down into Major Steps. It's hard to read a wall of...

Ok, Updated it a bit based on some Civillian stuff I did today. I'd like to add a bit about the Red Zone and maybe expand on the UNMC but I'm now knackered.  As always, Any suggestions are more than welcome - I will probably need to set a 'Stop' point, as It'll end up being a complete guide...

So, Now I'm kindof back, I'm going to update this guide a bit.   Kavala has changed a lot, and as a result is a lot more newbie friendly. It's possible to get your basic kit and provisions without leaving the green zone and risk getting your 5k for a backpack stolen. There are a few other...

Hey guys, don't know if its intentional, but http://roleplay.co.uk has the 'Forums are being updated' page with the youtube vid in the background. adding www gets to the forums though, but it held me back for half a day thinking that updates were constantly happening!