Mayoral Announcement from Lecter

Hello everyone, I would just like to remind you that since I have returned as mayor the following laws have been reenacted, so hide your face masks and start working the legal way! Also do not try to kidnap me, I am not in the mood for your shenanigans.


-Face masks illegal within cities
-Begging is illegal
-Loitering illegal (standing on the side of the road suspeciously or at processors, bank and such)

Sincerely,
Dr. H. Lecter
Altis Mayor

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Oh you are my favourite mayor

Have these law changes been ratified by Police Command? Please say, yes...

Yes

so lets make a apointment lecter? we have to talk about something's

Lecter said:

 Also do not try to kidnap me, I am not in the mood for your shenanigans.

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You do understand that now I absolutely have to kidnap you?

Is cannibalism legal, now that you are mayor? 

LOV Nemz said:

Is cannibalism legal, now that you are mayor? //twemoji.maxcdn.com/36x36/1f648.png

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Do you really think it's rabbit meat in the market, when there are no rabbits on the island?

Lecter said:

Do you really think it's rabbit meat in the market, when there are no rabbits on the island?

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Hahah, good point

Dutchyy said:

so lets make a apointment lecter? we have to talk about something's

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Is this by any chance a kidnapping appointment? :I

WhoisDan said:

You do understand that now I absolutely have to kidnap you?

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Just remember that everything backfires on you, Dan. EVERYTHING. 

Lecter said:

Is this by any chance a kidnapping appointment? :I

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could be, but we could also just pick you up from youre mayor's office

Dutchyy said:

could be, but we could also just pick you up from youre mayor's office

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We? HAH KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT ABORTED NICE TRY.

Rossss said:

Just remember that everything backfires on you, Dan. EVERYTHING. //twemoji.maxcdn.com/36x36/1f609.png

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You make a good point.. scratch that, I'm kidnapping no one

Lecter said:

We? HAH KIDNAPPING ATTEMPT ABORTED NICE TRY.

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i mean me, make cider eehhhh?