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In-game Name John Pickle Steam ID 76561198042048952 The date of your ban. 01/16/2017 Member of the team that banned you. Shalloa Reason given for your ban. Shooting in GZ The Server you initially were banned on. Server 1 In your own words, please type why you think you were banned...

Your In-game name John Pickle Name of the player(s) you are reporting Drachenlord Date of the incident 09/01/2016 Time of the incident (GMT) 04:01 What best describes this incident ? RDM Which server did the incident take place on Server 1 Please (in detail) describe the incident...

So there I was flying my sweet M-900, filled with apples, to the black market when suddenly POOF steam alt tabs me. Turns out I got a gift, it's the new Fallout DLC hurray! But upon re-entering the game I realise I'm dead and suddenly that happiness is gone. Godamnit Gaben... P.s, my attempt...

So I decided to liven up my cave base today, by going green! Daytime Nightime -Your daily shitpost brought to you by pickle.

Ahoy all! I recently purchased Rust from humble bundle (Nice spot on that discount!) and decided to play last night. In the usual new game fashion, I ended up all nighting it. I've spent the last several hours learning the basics of the game, and actually building a pretty sweet first base...

Your In-game name John Pickle Name of the player(s) you are reporting Marco Rodriguez Date of the incident 05/15/2016 Time of the incident (GMT) 03:11 (BST) What best describes this incident ? Attempted RDM VDM Glitcher Which server did the incident take place on Server 1 Please...

Ahoy all! My name is Johnpickle, your friendly hobo murderer. As my opening suggests, I've been exiled here for countless murders of those damn sandal wearing, car flipping, pistol wielding maggots. While I think certain laws are ridiculous, such as murder, I do believe in safety first when it...

Hey all. I logged in today to have a bit of fun on the Exile server, and to payup my territory money so I wouldn't lose it. However, upon logging in my territory did not exist. The territory payment was due on the 24th (2 days from the post) hence why I came on today to pay it. I'm not sure...

Ahoy all, I have recently decided that I wish to fulfill my original dream of owning an entire "compound" that is walled off from the public. To complete this dream, I need to acquire the following 2 properties, and am willing to pay to do so. Property 1 This first property is a lovely small...

I felt like this fits in nicely, when the hobos are out in force, cars blowing up everywhere, gunshots all around, and you just struggle to survive through the evening, always glimpsing freedom but never quite reaching it. Youtube link Spotify thingy: spotify:track:4IJw2gDgua7lHoxkjOdPqI...

When a hobo starts VDM'ing in kavala... What we see p.s, if any of you people say that brum sucks I will kill you personally

Ahoy! While this is a minor bug, I recently noticed that the profile pictures (The top left of the profile) goes over the AltisLifeUK banner when you scroll up. This means if you try to click on the banner, you can sometimes end up clicking the profile picture instead. I have tried this on...

Who am I? Good morning / afternoon / evening all. My name is John Pickle, and I arrived on Altis in early May, and have been trying to make a name for myself ever since. Before I came to Altis, I was a student studying Software Engineering at Aberystwyth University in Wales. After passing my...

Either someone has been telling lies about the ifrit being almost impenetrable, or this specific model was made from cardboard! I managed to get shot, with a pistol, from behind the ifrit... Guess the police have found a new weak spot! Video Description: Joy-riding with a couple of peeps (cool...

Hey all. So, I've been around for a few weeks and I've managed to capture some amazing moments via screenshots and video. Unfortunately, a lot of the video is absolutely useless as shadowplay refused to record direct chat clearly. However, I have scraped together the screenshots, and will...

Long story short: A group of 5 of us decided we wanted to go salt mining, so we get into 3 HEMTTS, 1 Tempest Covered and 1 Tempest Device to go salt mining. We went from being well organised, to well.... take a look at these screenshots. Thanks to everyone involved, we made quite a nice amount...

Planes are overrated   About me Welcome all. My name is John Pickle, and I arrived here at the island whilst tickets here were going super cheap (Steam Sale weekend). I'm from the UK, and study Software Engineering there. If you want to delve deeper into my personal details, feel free to read...

Toaster power!   A brief explanation So before we begin, I should explain why I refer to my computer as the "toaster". This is a long-running joke I have with my friends for my previous computer. It was so terrible awful, and had been stripped apart by myself in an attempt to make...