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  1. Lord SanDisk

    Who fancies ...

    A bloody good seeing too? I (as well as a few heads of the nobs of the house of lord sandisk) will be parading and prancing around Atheria tonight at about 9pm. There WILL be midgets There WILL be a mass game of spot the phaggitt I look forward to being rapey towards each and every one of you!
  2. Lord SanDisk

    The Lord is back!

    Well, after a week of what I thought would be a break from life in general ... I seem to have ended up in Altis for real. So at first I was like ... quite fancy robbing the bank. Then thaught fuck it, Id do some mo'fo cocaine! Then I saw FirendlyFireGuy posing like the bitch he is...
  3. Lord SanDisk

    The Lord is taking a trip!

    I will be vacant from Altis for a duration of 7 Altasian days! I do intent in throwing a castle party when I get back so keep an eye open for that! Remember to feed my Dogs, let the Reverend out now and then, shave friendlyfireguys fuzzy face and make sure mr liability plays spot the phaggott...
  4. Lord SanDisk

    Meeting the best.

    Greeted the elite today, Sourvein and his crew, such finest - As Lord of Kavala I am honoured to see such upstanding people! The way you guys move ... If I ever get into trouble - I will call for your aid! Good day.
  5. Lord SanDisk

    Evening deeds.

    Struggling to get on for my evening royal antics - apparently it's trying to 'set me up with a client' I find this quite estranged, £5 LSD pounds are in it for you if you can sort me out ;) I am Lord SanDisk.
  6. Lord SanDisk

    The time has finally come ...

  7. Lord SanDisk

    Submarine

    In-game name: Lord SanDisk Your player ID (copy from your arma 3 profile): 76561197966795594   What was lost: Submarine    Value of item/money lost: £1.5 Million  Quick description of what happened: Submarine has been taken off server due to it braking shizzle! The Lords Treasury requires...
  8. Lord SanDisk

    What a ... Unusual return.

    The Lord has returned folks! Although not in his new castle, the treasury is being a cunt. But just want to show you how my return has unfolded. Met up with the pT group and made peace with them! I hope we can party and share girls together now! I met Vincent;Twitch TV streamer! and ... well...
  9. Lord SanDisk

    The Lord is having a little break!

    Although I am not giving up on my quest! But I won't be on as much! (Moving house soon so no inter-webs!) But during this time I will be thinking up new and brilliant regal server wide events which hopefully I can arrange in some organised fashion!  ALL HAIL LORD SANDISK!  I love you.
  10. Lord SanDisk

    Lord SanDisk Vision

    Join me and the House of Lord SanDisk on my quest for the throne! Will keep uploading our antics! ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtcPX3GiJCQ Sub and watch if you like boys and girls! 
  11. Lord SanDisk

    House of Lord SanDisk

      Welcome ladies and genitals to the House of Lord SanDisk!   A once broken assortment of men, bounded by fate to reclaim the land of Altis!      --==-- Lord SanDisk   'A Lord, A Scholar, A gentleman'     'Abandoned at birth for being too regal, Lord SanDisk spent most of his days frolicking in...
  12. Lord SanDisk

    £500k from kidnapping Killer Rabbit.

    Just logged on and don't have the £500k in my bank from the kidnapping of killer rabbit :( Hook a lord up!
  13. Lord SanDisk

    Kidnapping of Killerrabbit!

    The House of Lord SanDisk proved its worth this fine day, managing to kidnap the head of the police department!  We are unit, we are one, WE ARE THE HOUSE OF LORD SANDISK! What gave him away? He was undercover as a Scottish civilian, however he could not pronounce 'Currly Wurrly' correct so we...
  14. Lord SanDisk

    I am Lord SanDisk

    Hello all, I am Lord SanDisk - Very regally introducing myself. I like gold diggers and diamond hedge trimmers.  Look forward to be mischievous! (All above the law of course) All bow to me, for I am a Lord. 
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