Well, you gota wiiiinnneee me, diiiiinnneeee me...and SHOUT at me, just like @Vladic Ka does. (Although, he's a pussy cat really.)
HOOCH!, HOOCH? Are we back in the 90's? But, I'm ALWAYS up for a mud wrestle, I'll dig out my speedos. @Beecroft Replace that with a bottle of Hooch and you're winning.
Fuck speedos! I'll rip those fuckers off with my teeth! Fuck speedos! I'll rip those fuckers off with my teeth!
Fucking hell, this is getting a bit kinky. A/S/L? @Beecroft Turn me on more than that, and you're my new number 1!