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I typed this reply with my penis. 

You penis is too big to type with.

Ok I used a pube. 

I wrote this reply using the power of my old SGT. rank

I vomited on this keyboard thinking about @Vladic Ka's big penis. I will clean it up with my wife's hands later. The keyboard, that is. Not Vlad's penis. Not again, anyway. Once is enough.